Monday, February 26, 2007

Mrs. Sucky Suck Suckerson

The title says it all. I suck. Nothing to post. Nothing exciting. Nothing going on. And yes I tend to make up names for myself using not so nice words sometimes. I am also listening to the Mini Princess make a bunch of noise in her crib when she is supposed to be taking a nap. If she gives up this morning nap then my posts will be even more few and far between. How come sometimes they just go right to sleep and other times they don't? I have a feeling she just likes to mess me with :) Anyway, Julia has dance class this morning and I have to get dressed so I can compete with the better looking moms that are there. Means I have to wear makeup and not my Old Navy sweat suit :( I think by now they have seen me in the 3 colors that I have.


Sunday, February 18, 2007

First Of Many

Well the Mini Princess had her first injury yesterday. It was not on my watch either :) We have a sideboard next to our dining room table. It is from Ikea, so you know that it is of the utmost quality (uh huh) and she decided to pull one of the doors off and it hit her in the face. Smack right in the middle of her face! Poor baby- she looks like Rocky Balboa. I figure this is the first of many in a long line of injuries. If she is anything like her Dad, who broke is arm twice in like 6 months, then they will know me even more at the doctor's office.


Thursday, February 15, 2007

I've Been Tagged

Becky was so kind to tag me since she think that is a strange. I am actually grateful because I am actually posting something!!!!

6 Weird Things About Me:

1- I am celebrity obsessed. I know everything about everyone. I read magazines, websites, anything I can get my hands on. My favorite is dirt on my poor dear friend Britney Spears.
2- I like really HOT water. Love hot tubs and when I take a shower I love it when my skin is all red when I get out. I don't know why, but I do.
3-I sometimes do sexual favors to get things that I want. Right now I am working on this purse that I want (It's a Coach purse) so you see why I have to work the hubby just right :)
4-I am addicted to text messaging. I would rather do that than talk on the phone. I am getting to where I can not even look at the numbers and know exactly what I am writing.
5- Craigslist is so freaking funny that I love to read the personals and wonder who responds to those ads. I mean I can see it useful for selling your car and such, but for finding sex??
6-I am obsessed with nightgowns. If I could I would wear one all day long. They have to be the cotton grandma style ones from Target. See also why I have to work the hubby for the purse- I look like a little old lady all the time :)

Ok so go and judge- I am strange!! So now I get to tag. Hmmm....lets see.

Tuesday- cause you are my friend and if I tag it you are obligated to do it. And I know you are just as strange as I am.
Summer- cause you never post and I want to know what you have to say. I bet I know most of the them anyway :)
Gabby- cause you are family so you have to :)
Alison- because you seem so innocent and I want to know what you are hiding :)
Mama K Bear- you are a loyal reader so I want to know what you are all about :)

And of course anyone who wants to reveal their strangeness :)


Tuesday, February 13, 2007


As much as I think that this Anna Nicole Smith thing is sad- enough already! I can't take it anymore!!!!


Saturday, February 10, 2007

The Low Down

What is worst than childbirth?? Getting your "area" waxed. Without going into too much detail- I do have some family that reads this- it hurt like a bitch! And when you think its over she brings out the tweezers. OK enough said. I think you the idea. The ending result is nice though so I can why women do it. Next time though I will have to be either very drunk or someone is paying me a large lump of money :) We will just chalk this one up to a life experience.

And Tuesday- email me I will give you all the details you want :)


Friday, February 09, 2007

The Neverending Growing Child

I had to order Samantha clothes again today! She has grown out of almost everything I have for her. I need to go through Julia's old stuff, but I am such a snob I like her in new clothes. So she will be 11 months next Wednesday and the girl wears 18 month clothes! It really is not that she is chubby- she is just a big girl. Long too. Julia on the other hand can still fit into 3T stuff because the girl can't gain weight. I wish I had that problem. Anyway, I had a flash to my future and if these girls ever learn the ways of Internet shopping I am doomed :)

Oh yeah and my Brazilian wax appointment is today. Don't talk about it- makes me nervous!


Monday, February 05, 2007


Wow I really have been MIA for a while. I just really had nothing to write about and I hate putting up another boring post- Oh wait this is one :) Everyone is fine now. I need like the world's largest can of Lysol so that I can disinfect my whole house. I also need a cook, a maid, and a nanny. So when I figure out how to get that I will let you know. See like I said BORING :)

Anyone know how to get black marker off a 5 year old's legs??